Going Everywhere But Meetings

I am Wallace Duck.  I am a SYD (Single Yellow Duck), 2" high, .5 oz with a zest for adventure.  I am ready to travel to globe in pursuit of adventure.   My life rivels that of a Flat Stanley in that there must be photographic evidence of my travel.  I am available for loan if your itinerary is interesting.  I don't do meetings...I have attended only one and found that I am destined for more recreational types of travel.  I float so I am great for water adventures.  I am already sporting a Hawaiian shirt so the tropics are right up my alley but I am not adverse to the mountains either.  You don't necessarily need to be single to take me along since I travel well in groups too.  I prefer to be a part of your carry-on luggage but if you have to check me then remember to claim me and return me back home.  Also...whatever happens in your hotel room..I will keep it in the vault (cuz I have no vocal cords).   Let the adventure begin!!!